pisal mi akysi Talian, vek okolo 18.... samozrejme, zacal na mna taliansky, ved ten jazyk bezne pouziva vacsina Slovakov... ale zato v Taliansku sa asi Anglictinu bezne neucia. Tak prijemnu zabavu.
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ciao andrea
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Message to San salvador at 17:20:37
ahoj
Message to San salvador at 17:20:43
kto ty preboha si?
Message from San salvador at 17:21:25
ma che cosa stai dicendo? nn ti capisco
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I`m sorry. I didn`t understand you.
Message from San salvador at 17:22:57
YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Message to San salvador at 17:23:18
Yes, I do.
Message to San salvador at 17:23:23
.... but a little
Message from San salvador at 17:24:08
ALSO I.
Message to San salvador at 17:24:36
Where are you?
Message to San salvador at 17:24:53
Why do you write me?
Message from San salvador at 17:25:19
I AM ITALIAN.
Message to San salvador at 17:25:38
of course
Message from San salvador at 17:25:39
AND YOU?
Message to San salvador at 17:25:48
I`m Slovak
Message from San salvador at 17:26:30
I YOU WRITE BECAUSE NOT HAVE NOTHING FROM DO.
Message to San salvador at 17:28:15
How old are you?
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What do you do?
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etc...
Message to San salvador at 17:32:44
nothing?
Message to San salvador at 17:32:50
so.. bye
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a ja som si robila mindraky. On tusim nerozdychal tolko "zlozitych fraz" naraz.
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Radosť anglofilova
Často aj mňa chytá depka z môjho cudzojazyčného prejavu. Po týchto perličkách si vždy oddýchnem a dobre sa pobavím...
hmm
mne sa zda mimoriadne vydarena veta
obcas sa tiez pobavim
ON: Zdravstvujte
Ja: Do you speak English?
ON: Što?
Ja: Do you speak English?
ON: Please, wait a minute.
ON v pozadi: Ivan davaj suda, kto nibuď chotet govoriť po anglickym jazyku...
IVAN: Yes?
Ja: Hello, I would like to pay bill by creditcard.
IVAN: Da, sorry, yes, could you tell me number of bill.. bla bla
To co potom nasledovalo, ako som mu speloval aj 5x nejake cisla a isiel som sa dostat z jeho porustenej anglictiny, ma povzbudilo natolko, ze v pohode dnes speakujem s anglicanom, talianom, nemcom atd... Zaklad je prekonat zabrany, ze clovek nieco trepne, ten druhy aj tak tomu nakoniec nejako porozumie.
BTW. Volal som s niekolkymi anglicanmi, co clovek to iny prizvuk, a niekedy som mal pocit, ze na druhej strane sedi ind, portorikanec alebo ina havad. Pritom to bol rodeny anglican, mozno skot ci iny clen Great Britain...
Zahranicne skusenosti
Na mna sa ti raz tak napojil jeden chalanisko priamo i z Moskvy, a kedze moja rustina nie je bohvieco, tak sme skoncili pri tom, ako sa naozaj vola a co robi! Nebolo by to az take hrozne, ale on ti na mna vybehol s azbukou, takze nasa konverzacia fakt nemala dlhu trvanlivot nakolko ziadna z klavesnic v net caffe nemala azbuku! A ked som sa ho spytala na nieco take, ze ci ovlada nejaky iny jazyk ako rodnu rustinu, tak odpovedal, ze iba sorry a please su slova, ktore ovlada z cudzich jazykov! Takze fakt na svete su aj horsi ludia co sa znalosti cudzich jazykov tyka!
Takze mila Slovac, sme este stale lepsi!!! :)))